Creating Conflict

(As previously posted on Tumblr)

At some point, I will give those who are working the registers a break… but we have not yet reached that point.

I understand that the line needs to move fast.  I get it that people are in a hurry to come and go, but the elements of order, decorum, courtesy and a plethora of other things that keep society from spiraling into complete chaos are getting thrown to the side for the sake of expediency.

To Whomwhatsoever it may concern, namely those working the registers;

Please do not call me, or whoever the “following” customer may be, to the register until the previous customer has started moving away and has completely finished their transaction.  I am uncomfortable having to scream over the heads of people, jostle them while they are still putting money in their bags, or having to repeat myself since, as far as they are concerned, their transaction is not finished and they are still emphasizing how hot they want their coffee while I am trying to order mine.  Waiting another five seconds won’t kill anyone.  Oh, and let me not forget!  Please (and please note my politeness) do not call me to the register if you plan on turning and walking away as I start to order.  That is a tad bit rude, the exact opposite of what customer service should be.  Granted, New York City has never been a beacon of quality customer service, but you could at least pretend that you don’t loathe my presence in your establishment.

Best Regards,

Slightly Salty Next Customer in Line